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Bella:<\/p>\n

\u201ePros\u00edm, nezesm\u011b\u0161\u0148uj m\u016fj penis v\u00edc, ne\u017e je nezbytn\u011b nutn\u00e9.\u201c Obo\u0159il se na m\u011b Edward.<\/p>\n

\u201eJestli t\u011b to pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed, tak ne\u017e p\u0159i\u0161la, mu to \u0161lo skv\u011ble!\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se povzbudiv\u011b a n\u011b\u017en\u011b mu ho pohladila.<\/p>\n

\u201eNepot\u011b\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee to zd\u00e1 se bylo naposledy.\u201c Kouknul se na sv\u00e9ho par\u0165\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd pod m\u00fdm dotekem nijak nereagoval.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak zl\u00e9 to snad nebude,\u201c ut\u011b\u0161ovala jsem ho. \u201eT\u0159eba se jen boj\u00ed ko\u0161t\u011bte.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePros\u00edm, u\u017e jednou jsem t\u011b \u017e\u00e1dal, abys ho nezesm\u011b\u0161\u0148ovala!\u201c \u0161t\u011bknul.<\/p>\n

\u201ePromi\u0148,\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se. Vysko\u010dila jsem na nohy a za\u010dala se obl\u00e9kat, b\u011bhem chvilky jsem zase sch\u00e1zela schody dol\u016f, kde na\u0161e mil\u00e1 sousedka st\u00e1le k\u00e1rala a pou\u010dovala Esme.<\/p>\n

\u201eEsme, v\u017edy\u0165 je j\u00ed \u0161estn\u00e1ct, m\u00e1 \u010das na takov\u00e9 v\u011bci jako jsou kluci a to okolo.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eMary, podle m\u00e9ho n\u00e1zoru, to nen\u00ed tak hrozn\u00e9. No tak se cht\u011bla vyspat s\u00a0klukem.\u201c Uklid\u0148ovala ji Esme.<\/p>\n

\u201eA tob\u011b to jako nevad\u00ed? Co a\u017e p\u0159ijde s\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00fdm parchantem?\u201c ptala se Mary a bylo vid\u011bt, jak moc neschvaluje Esmeinu liber\u00e1lnost.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak to bude hlavn\u011b jej\u00ed starost.\u201c Utla ji Esme s\u00a0pohledem, jako by snad mohla ot\u011bhotn\u011bt!<\/p>\n

\u201eAle ta ostuda!\u201c valila na ni o\u010di Mary.<\/p>\n

\u201eMary, klid! Nech v\u00fdchovu m\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed na m\u011b!\u201c obo\u0159ila se na ni Esme a j\u00e1 jen valila o\u010di, tak takhle jsem Esme neznala.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak mysl\u00edm, \u017ee sv\u00e9 \u0161mudl\u00ed\u010dky u\u017e k\u00a0V\u00e1m nepust\u00edm!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkla vztekle Mary a vyb\u011bhla z\u00a0na\u0161eho domu. Posadila jsem se na schody a \u010dekala, kdy mi Esme vynad\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo jste se nemohli zamknout?\u201c zeptala se.<\/p>\n

\u201eA kdo ji v\u016fbec pustil do domu?\u201c op\u00e1\u010dila jsem.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak se zd\u00e1, \u017ee si otev\u0159ela sama.\u201c Usm\u00e1la se omluvn\u011b Alice, kter\u00e1 i s\u00a0Jasperem p\u0159icupitala po jej\u00edm odchodu.<\/p>\n

\u201eSuper, tak\u017ee si k\u00a0n\u00e1m chod\u00ed, jak se j\u00ed chce?\u201c valila jsem o\u010di.<\/p>\n

\u201eU\u017e to tak vypad\u00e1,\u201c usly\u0161ela jsem Edwarda na schodech, b\u011bhem chvilky si sedl za m\u011b na schody a l\u00e1skypln\u011b m\u011b objal.<\/p>\n

\u201eVy jste se dali dohromady? To je skv\u011bl\u00e9!\u201c zaradoval se Jasper.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak\u017ee ten vykastrovan\u00fd n\u00e1padn\u00edk\u2026\u201c zamyslel se Carlisle.<\/p>\n

\u201eJsem j\u00e1,\u201c povzdechl si Edward.<\/p>\n

\u201eOna t\u011b vykastrovala!\u201c za\u010dal se neskute\u010dn\u011b sm\u00e1t Emmet, kter\u00fd i s\u00a0Rose sch\u00e1zel schody.<\/p>\n

\u201eNev\u00edm, jestli by ses sm\u00e1l, kdyby \u0161lo o tv\u00e9ho \u0161moulu!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkl vztekle Edward.<\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u0159\u00edkej mu \u0161moula!\u201c zaje\u010del Emmet a j\u00e1 jen \u010dekala kdy se na sebe vrhnout.<\/p>\n

\u201eNo tak dost!\u201c p\u0159eru\u0161ila jejich dohadov\u00e1n\u00ed o pytl\u00edc\u00edch Esme. \u201eM\u00e1me jin\u00fd probl\u00e9m! Budeme se st\u011bhovat, nebo ne?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTo je dobr\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka\u2026\u201c zamyslela jsem se.<\/p>\n

\u201eNen\u00ed hezk\u00e9, jak jsme se sp\u00e1rovali? Kdo by si to pomyslel.\u201c Usm\u00edvala se Alice jak m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dek na hnoji.<\/p>\n

\u201eAlice, na to nen\u00ed \u010das.\u201c Krotila ji Esme, ale s\u00a0chut\u00ed se p\u0159it\u00e1hla do Carlislovy n\u00e1ru\u010de.<\/p>\n

\u201eJen to konstatuji Esme.\u201c Zasm\u00e1la se Alice.<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u00e1\u0161 pravdu,\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se taky a op\u0159ela se Edwarda, ten m\u011b pol\u00edbil na tv\u00e1\u0159 a n\u011bco mezi jeho nohama m\u011b \u0161\u0165ouchlo do zad. \u201eTak to s\u00a0tou funkc\u00ed nebude tak zl\u00e9, \u017ee?\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se na n\u011bj a pol\u00edbila ho.<\/p>\n

\u201eVypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee p\u0159e\u017eil,\u201c za\u0161eptal a p\u0159it\u00e1hl si m\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo jsem moc r\u00e1da,\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se a zavrt\u011bla sv\u00fdmi z\u00e1dy v\u00a0jeho rozkroku.<\/p>\n

\u201eBello,\u201c zas\u00edpal.<\/p>\n

\u201eNechte si to!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkl Jasper.<\/p>\n

\u201ePromi\u0148,\u201c usm\u00e1la jsem se omluvn\u011b a sto\u010dila pohled k\u00a0Esme.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak co to st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed?\u201c zopakovala ot\u00e1zku.<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u011b se nechce st\u011bhovat jen proto, \u017ee m\u00e1me otravnou sousedku, co vykastrovala Edwarda.\u201c Post\u011b\u017eovala si Rosalie.<\/p>\n

\u201eJak by se ti l\u00edbilo, kdyby p\u0159et\u00e1hla pt\u00e1ka Emmetovi?\u201c zeptala jsem se na\u0161tvan\u011b a Emmet si rychle chytil rozkrok.<\/p>\n

\u201eNel\u00edbilo,\u201c posteskla si Rose.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak co nech\u00e1me si otr\u00e1vit p\u00e1r let tady, nebo se p\u0159est\u011bhujeme?\u201c zeptal se pro zm\u011bnu Jasper, kter\u00fd m\u011bl z\u00a0emoc\u00ed v\u00a0m\u00edstnosti, co d\u011blat.<\/p>\n

\u201eAle je s\u00a0n\u00ed sranda,\u201c zasm\u00e1la se Alice.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo nemysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b!\u201c vyt\u0159e\u0161til na ni zrak Edward.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak uznej, \u017ee je roztomil\u00e1.\u201c Uculila se na n\u011bj.<\/p>\n

\u201eNen\u00ed!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkl a p\u0159it\u00e1hl si m\u011b jako n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161t\u00edt.<\/p>\n

\u201eZ\u016fstaneme a v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nutnosti se odst\u011bhujeme.\u201c Rozhodl nakonec Carlisle.<\/p>\n

\u201eSouhlas\u00edm, je\u0161t\u011b se mi nechce do \u0161kolky.\u201c Usm\u00e1la jsem se.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b ti bude kolik?\u201c zeptala se Esme.<\/p>\n

\u201ePokud mohu prosit\u2026 T\u0159i!\u201c zasm\u00e1la jsem se.<\/p>\n

\u201eT\u0159i?\u201c zad\u00edval se na m\u011b Edward.<\/p>\n

\u201eJo, j\u00e1 nikdy nenastupuju p\u0159\u00edmo do prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy.\u201c Mrkla jsem na n\u011bj.<\/p>\n

\u201eIluze!\u201c zavelela Alice a j\u00e1 na ni nech\u00e1pav\u011b pohl\u00e9dla. \u201eD\u011blej!\u201c Ud\u011blala jsem, co cht\u011bla a o vte\u0159inku pozd\u011bji zjistila pro\u010d. Do na\u0161eho domu znovu vl\u00edtla Mary.<\/p>\n

\u201eAhoj,\u201c za\u0161vito\u0159ila. \u201ePot\u0159ebuji, abyste mi pohl\u00eddali d\u011bti!\u201c rozk\u00e1zala, postavila Thomase na zem a vyb\u011bhla z\u00a0domu.<\/p>\n

\u201eCo to m\u00e1 znamenat?\u201c zeptal se popuzen\u011b Emmet.<\/p>\n

\u201eMamina si chce u\u017e\u00edt s\u00a0otcem a tak se n\u00e1s musela zbavit.\u201c Objasnil Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201eHmmm, tak jsem ji nakonec inspirovala.\u201c Zasm\u00e1la jsem se a Emmet se sk\u00e1cel v\u00a0z\u00e1chvatu sm\u00edchu.<\/p>\n

\u201eCo\u017ee?\u201c zeptal se popuzen\u011b Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201eNo coby?\u201c op\u00e1\u010dila jsem.<\/p>\n

\u201eTy \u010d\u016fzo! M\u011b ned\u00e1\u0161 a kdejak\u00e9mu n\u00fdmandovi jo?\u201c v\u0159e\u0161t\u011bl na m\u011b Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201eO co ti jde? Tebe sem nikdy necht\u011bla, ani to tint\u00edtko, kter\u00e9mu py\u0161n\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 penis!\u201c obo\u0159ila jsem se na n\u011bj.<\/p>\n

\u201eCht\u011bla a za tyhle \u0159e\u010di se jen schov\u00e1v\u00e1\u0161!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkal d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

\u201ePovol si trenky, nedokrvuje se ti mozek!\u201c op\u00e1\u010dila jsem pobaven\u011b a odch\u00e1zela ke klav\u00edru.<\/p>\n

\u201eTy mal\u00e1\u2026\u201c soptil d\u00e1l Jacob, zat\u00edmco Emmet se v\u00e1lel sm\u00edchy n\u011bkde pod stolem.<\/p>\n

\u201eCo?\u201c zeptala jsem se.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160t\u011btko!\u201c zaje\u010del a vyb\u011bhl z\u00a0domu.<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1 za to nem\u016f\u017eu,\u201c oto\u010dila jsem se na Esme, kter\u00e1 si m\u011b m\u011b\u0159ila na\u0161tvan\u00fdm pohledem.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo jsem ne\u0159ekla!\u201c op\u00e1\u010dila m\u00edrn\u011b na\u0161tvan\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eNe, ale tv\u00e1\u0159ila ses tak!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eB\u011b\u017e za n\u00edm, ne\u017e ud\u011bl\u00e1 n\u011bjakou pitomost,\u201c poprosila m\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 legraci!?!\u201c vyt\u0159e\u0161tila jsem na ni zrak.<\/p>\n

\u201eNic si neud\u011bl\u00e1,\u201c uklid\u0148ovala ji Alice.<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u00e1me se o n\u011b postarat, tak\u017ee Bello.\u201c Pokynula mi rukou ke dve\u0159\u00edm, ve kter\u00fdch zmizel Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201eChjo,\u201c povzdechla jsem si a vyrazila na zahradu.<\/p>\n

\u201ePoj\u010f dovnit\u0159, ne\u017e m\u011b Esme u\u0161krt\u00ed.\u201c Po\u017e\u00e1dala jsem ho, on se v\u0161ak ani nehnul.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo ho m\u00e1m fakt tak mal\u00fdho?\u201c zeptal se zkrou\u0161en\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eNe, jasn\u011b \u017ee ne.\u201c Zakroutila jsem hlavou. M\u011bl ho prost\u011b pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fdho \u2013 no na Edwarda nem\u011bl \u2013 co si budem pov\u00eddat.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak pro\u010d m\u011b nechce\u0161?\u201c ptal se d\u00e1l a vypadal jako \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tko.<\/p>\n

\u201eU\u017e n\u011bkoho m\u00e1m,\u201c objasnila jsem.<\/p>\n

\u201eNo tak si to jednou rozd\u00e1\u0161 se mnou, co je na tom?\u201c zeptal se nad\u0161en\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo by asi ne\u0161lo!\u201c odm\u00edtla jsem r\u00e1zn\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eJasn\u011b pro\u010d by ses zab\u00fdvala m\u00fdm tint\u00edtkem co!\u201c \u0161t\u011bkl a vb\u011bhl rychle do domu. Jen jsem zavrt\u011bla hlavou a posadila se na houpa\u010dku, kter\u00e1 dominovala na\u0161\u00ed verand\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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