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{"id":393,"date":"2011-02-02T14:13:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T13:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/?p=393"},"modified":"2012-07-04T12:09:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T11:09:28","slug":"jak-emmett-cullenovic-na-ples-snoril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/2011\/02\/jak-emmett-cullenovic-na-ples-snoril\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak Emmett Cullenovic na ples \u0161\u0148o\u0159il"},"content":{"rendered":"\u201eA j\u00e1 ti \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee Bella nen\u00ed jen sladk\u00e9 a m\u00edrumilovn\u00e9 stvo\u0159en\u00ed.\u201c Uk\u00e1zal Emmett prstem na Jaspera.<\/p>\n
\u201eNemysl\u00edm si, jej\u00ed povaha je p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 m\u00edrumilovn\u00e1.\u201c Nesouhlasil s\u00a0n\u00edm Jasper.<\/p>\n
\u201eDok\u00e1\u017eu ti, \u017ee ji dovedu roz\u010d\u00edlit, ani\u017e bych n\u011bco ud\u011blal Edwardovi. Uvid\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee na m\u011b za\u00fato\u010d\u00ed.\u201c Prohl\u00e1sil Emmette a Jasper jen nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b kroutil hlavou.<\/p>\n
\u201eM\u00e1\u0161 to prohran\u00e9. O co?\u201c Zeptal se Jasper.<\/p>\n
\u201eZa\u0159\u00edd\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee m\u011b Alice nech\u00e1 vytvo\u0159it masky na ma\u0161karn\u00ed.\u201c \u0158ekl Emmett a v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch mu sv\u00edtilo.<\/p>\n
\u201eDob\u0159e, ale kdy\u017e prohraje\u0161\u2026\u201c zamyslel se Jasper. \u201eBude\u0161 s\u00a0n\u00ed chodit p\u016fl roku nakupovat.\u201c Zvolal v\u00edt\u011bzn\u011b Jasper a jas v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch se Emmettovi vytratil – vyst\u0159\u00eddal ho d\u011bs.<\/p>\n
\u201eJelito, kopyto, plat\u00ed to!\u201c zvolal Emmett a Jasper sou\u010dasn\u011b a podali se ruce.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
O dva dny pozd\u011bji\u2026<\/p>\n
Bella pr\u00e1v\u011b chystala ve\u010de\u0159i\u2026 Brala p\u00e1nev, kdy\u017e v\u00a0tom n\u011bkdo zaklepal na dve\u0159e. Koukla na hodiny, kter\u00e9 tikaly na zdi. Na Charlieho je to brzo a Edward je na lovu s\u00a0Jasperem. Dom\u016f maj\u00ed p\u0159ijet a\u017e za chv\u00edli.<\/p>\n
Nechala p\u00e1nev p\u00e1nv\u00ed a \u0161la otev\u0159\u00edt. Nikdo tam nebyl. \u201aTo jsou f\u00f3ry.\u2018 Pomyslela si, kdy\u017e v\u00a0tom zavadila pohledem o pap\u00edrek v\u00e1lej\u00edc\u00ed se na podlaze verandy. Byl r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd se srd\u00ed\u010dky. \u201aEdward je tak mil\u00fd,\u2018 zamyslela se, kdy\u017e se pro n\u011bj skl\u00e1n\u011bla. \u00dasm\u011bv se j\u00ed rozlil po tv\u00e1\u0159i, tolik ho milovala.\u00a0 Rozbalila psan\u00ed\u010dko a \u00fasm\u011bv j\u00ed za\u010dal tuhnout\u2026<\/p>\n
Vrhla se zp\u011bt do domu, vzala telefon a za\u010dala vyt\u00e1\u010det Edwardovo \u010d\u00edslo. Hovor byl automaticky p\u0159esm\u011brov\u00e1n do hlasov\u00e9 schr\u00e1nky.<\/p>\n
\u201eEdwarde!\u201c Za\u010dala je\u010det. \u201eZabiju Emmetta, poslal mi anonym. A jak v\u00edm, \u017ee to byl tv\u016fj bratr? Podepsal se jako homonym! M\u00e1 na\u0161e fotky ze\u00a0v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed noci!\u201c V\u0159e\u0161t\u011bla a pr\u00e1skla telefonem.<\/p>\n
U Swanovic domku se mezi t\u00edm za mal\u00fdm smr\u010dkem kr\u010dil Emmett a kousal se sm\u00edchy do ruky. No, sp\u00ed\u0161e ji m\u011bl z\u00a0p\u016flky ohryzanou. \u201aF\u00e1ze \u010d\u00edslo jedna\u2026 Od\u0161krtnuto\u2026\u2018 Pomyslel si a vydal se za\u0159izovat f\u00e1zi \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b!<\/p>\n
Cestou si prozp\u011bvoval: \u201eJ\u00e1 na to m\u00e1m! Tak si posko\u010d\u00edm, tak si vysko\u010d\u00edm\u2026\u201c odrazil se a najednou se ocitl nad p\u011bti metrov\u00fdmi stromy. \u201aJe jasno,\u2018 pomyslel si. \u201aVid\u00edm a\u017e do Seattlu.\u2018<\/p>\n
Mezit\u00edm Bella startovala sv\u016fj n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1\u010dek a vyr\u00e1\u017eela na lov Emmetta. Aut\u00ed\u010dko se zaj\u00edknut\u00edm vyrazilo na j\u00edzdu smrti, u\u017e po p\u00e1r metrech \u0161kytalo z\u00a0posledn\u00edch sil. Bella s\u00a0vra\u017eedn\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem \u010du\u010dela p\u0159ed sebe, ale cestu nevn\u00edmala. Aut\u00ed\u010dko se sna\u017eilo jet co nejrychleji, kdyby m\u011blo nohy, tak Belle nakope zadek, \u017ee ho tak mu\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Brzy se mezi stromy objevil Cullenovic d\u016fm. Zastavila p\u0159ed n\u00edm, vystoupila a pr\u00e1skla dve\u0159mi. Aut\u00ed\u010dko naposledy \u0161kytlo, gumy se mu rozjely do stran a um\u0159elo. Jeho posledn\u00ed v\u00fddech byl state\u010dn\u00fd, zem\u0159elo pod rukama sv\u00e9 milovan\u00e9 a v\u00a0tuto chv\u00edli hodn\u011b nakrknut\u00e9 majitelky.<\/p>\n
Bell si to \u0161tr\u00e1dovala do domu, kdy\u017e v\u00a0tom j\u00ed naproti vyb\u011bhla do b\u011bla roz\u017ehaven\u00e1 Alice.<\/p>\n
\u201eTen blbec!\u201c Vyk\u0159ikovala a m\u00e1chala teatr\u00e1ln\u011b rukama. \u201eAhoj Bello,\u201c pozdravila ji, kdy\u017e si kone\u010dn\u011b v\u0161imla i jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnosti. V\u00a0z\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed na ni dolehl Bellin nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u00fd v\u00fdraz a rad\u011bji ustoupila z\u00a0cesty.<\/p>\n
Bella prosvi\u0161t\u011bla halou a nev\u011bnovala pohled nikomu z\u00a0p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch. R\u00e1zovala si to do kuchyn\u011b, odkud se podez\u0159ele linul Emmett\u016fv zp\u011bv: \u201eSex je n\u00e1\u0161, d\u011bl\u00e1 dob\u0159e m\u011b i tob\u011b\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n
Nakva\u0161en\u011b rozrazila dve\u0159e a spat\u0159ila Emmetta, kter\u00fd po kuchyni tancoval a zp\u00edval dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00a0hit\u016f, nebyl by to Emmett, aby sv\u016fj tanec nedoprovodil obsc\u00e9nn\u00edmi gesty. \u201eD\u011bl\u00e1m pohyby\u2026 rukama\u2026 nohama\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n
Zpozoroval Bellin p\u0159\u00edchod a ihned zm\u011bnil reperto\u00e1r: \u201eJsem ma\u0161ina na l\u00e1sku\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n
To byla posledn\u00ed kapka, kterou byla Bell schopn\u00e1 ust\u00e1t. Na kuchy\u0148sk\u00e9 lince se bez pov\u0161imnut\u00ed v\u00e1lela p\u00e1nvi\u010dka. Bella ji popadla a za\u010dala do Emmetta bu\u0161it hlava nehlava, ten v\u0161ak jen st\u00e1l, jako socha ve vitr\u00edn\u011b.<\/p>\n
\u201eBu\u0161 to do m\u011b, co se d\u00e1\u2026 J\u00e1 na tvrdo to m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b r\u00e1d!\u201c Za\u010dal z\u00a0ni\u010deho nic k\u0159i\u010det. Zbytek Cullenovic rodinky st\u00e1l ve futrech, brady na zemi, o\u010di n\u011bkde pod stolem\u2026 P\u0159es to nikdo nezas\u00e1hl.<\/p>\n
Asi po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch se fyzicky zmo\u017een\u00e1 a upocen\u00e1 Bella s\u00a0n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, co p\u016fvodn\u011b byla p\u00e1nev, rozhodla, \u017ee tohle opravdu nikam nevede. Prot\u00e1hla se z\u00a0kuchyn\u011b do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, Cullenovi si nasadili sanice zp\u011bt a pozorovali Bell, kter\u00e1 neohro\u017een\u011b m\u00ed\u0159ila k\u00a0Emmetovu mil\u00e1\u010dku.<\/p>\n
Ne k\u00a0Rosalie, pokud V\u00e1s to nenapadlo, n\u00fdbr\u017e k\u00a0jeho LED televizi s\u00a0\u00fahlop\u0159\u00ed\u010dkou metr a p\u016fl, playstaisnu a stereu. Po cest\u011b si vzala pohrab\u00e1\u010d, kter\u00fd le\u017eel, jen tak jako dekorace u krbu. Rozm\u00e1chla se a PR\u00c1SK!!! PR\u00c1SK!!! PR\u00c1SK!!!<\/p>\n
\u201eN\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!\u201c Vyk\u0159ikl zmo\u017een\u011b Emmett. \u201ePros\u00edm ned\u011blej to!\u201c Bell se na n\u011bj jen usm\u00e1la, vzala do ruky jedno z\u00a0jeho DVD \u2013 Pred\u00e1tora z\u00a0limitovan\u00e9 edice a origin\u00e1ln\u011b podepsanou Schwarzenegrem.<\/p>\n
\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, co chci, jinak\u2026\u201c pohl\u00e9dla na DVD. \u201eK\u0159up a lup\u2026\u201c napodobila t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 dokonale zlomen\u00ed DVD\u010dka.<\/p>\n
Emmett st\u00e1l, o\u010di roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00e9 d\u011bsem. Ruce zvedl v\u00a0gestu \u2013 Nest\u0159\u00edlejte, vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m se! \u2013 v\u00a0jedn\u00e9 ruce dokonce dr\u017eel b\u00edl\u00fd kapesn\u00ed\u010dek a za\u010dal prosit:<\/p>\n
\u201ePros\u00edm ne, pros\u00edm, hned ti v\u0161echno d\u00e1m\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eM\u00e1m to v\u0161echno tady\u2026 tady v\u00a0kapse\u2026\u201c zaj\u00edkl se a rukou za\u010dal \u0161ne\u010d\u00edm tempem \u0161\u00e1trat v\u00a0kalhot\u00e1ch. Bell se chv\u00edli b\u00e1la, co vyt\u00e1hne, ale nakonec to opravdu byla jen ob\u00e1lka, se kterou n\u00e1sledn\u011b po Bell mr\u0161til.<\/p>\n
\u201eJe tam v\u0161echno? Pozitivy, negativy, CD\u010dko\u2026 cokoliv?\u201c Ptala se Bella a Emmett jen n\u011bm\u011b p\u0159ik\u00fdvl, sv\u00fdma o\u010dima hypnotizoval DVD\u010dko, chloubu sv\u00e9 sb\u00edrky s\u00a0Arniem.<\/p>\n
\u201eVr\u00e1t\u00ed\u0161 mi ho pros\u00edm?\u201c Za\u0161eptal a jen st\u011b\u017e\u00ed potla\u010dil vzlyk. Bella se st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b pod\u00edvala nejprve na Emmetta, DVD\u010dko a fotky, ne\u017e p\u0159ik\u00fdvla.<\/p>\n
Emmett se k\u00a0n\u00ed bl\u00ed\u017eil krokem pyrotechnika p\u0159ed bombou. Opatrn\u011b, jako by se jednalo o nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed poklad, vzal DVD\u010dko a schoval jej do obalu.<\/p>\n
\u201eV\u00edt\u011bz!\u201c Vyk\u0159ikl a vysko\u010dil u toho \u010dty\u0159i metry vysoko. No nebyl by to Emmett, kdyby v\u00fd\u0161ku stropu odhadl. Jeho hlava se r\u00e1zem ocitla v\u00a0prvn\u00edm pat\u0159e a no\u017ei\u010dky i s\u00a0t\u011bl\u00ed\u010dkem \u010douhaly ze stropu m\u00edsto lustru v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed.<\/p>\n
\u201eAlice, ty nev\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee se zamet\u00e1 i pod postel\u00ed? Fuj to je bordel!\u201c Ka\u0161lal Emmett a kmital u toho radostn\u011b no\u017ei\u010dkama.<\/p>\n
\u201eAlice?\u201c Za\u010dal se velmi zvolna a opatrn\u011b o\u0161\u00edvat Jasper. P\u0159ece jen by ho to mohlo st\u00e1t v\u00edc ne\u017e pouhou existenci. \u201eMus\u00edm ti n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct.\u201c<\/p>\n
Ale to u\u017e si Alice podup\u00e1vala no\u017ekou v\u00a0boti\u010dce od Prady, p\u0159esn\u011b v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee ryba smrd\u00ed od hlavy i to, co provedl jej\u00ed dokonal\u00fd man\u017eel. Emmett si tak mohl od\u0161krtnout i f\u00e1zi \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b.<\/p>\n
T\u0159\u00edhodinov\u00e1 h\u00e1dka pln\u00e1 k\u0159iku a l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed s\u00a0jedin\u00fdm c\u00edlem \u2013 Jasper. Alice se za\u010d\u00ednala uklid\u0148ovat a s\u010d\u00edtala \u0161kody, kter\u00e9 zp\u016fsobila sv\u00fdm rychl\u00fdm jedn\u00e1n\u00edm. Esme se mezit\u00edm sna\u017eila uklidit to, co zbylo z\u00a0jej\u00edho domu, nyn\u00ed p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161e hromadu sutin.<\/p>\n
Alice plakala nad rozbit\u00fdm parf\u00e9mem od Channela, posledn\u00edm unik\u00e1tem z\u00a0prvn\u00edho dne prodeje a zlomen\u00fdm podpatkem boti\u010dky od Manola Blahnika, kter\u00fd se Jasperovi v\u00a0letu zap\u00edchl do o\u010di\u010dka.<\/p>\n
Jasper st\u00e1l u toho, \u010demu se d\u0159\u00edv py\u0161n\u011b \u0159\u00edkalo motorka. Jen smutn\u011b pok\u00fdval hlavou, no jo\u2026 Pro\u010d se jen vs\u00e1zel, vrtalo mu hlavou, posb\u00edral p\u00e1r \u0161roubk\u016f a pl\u00ed\u0161k\u016f, kter\u00e9 z\u00a0n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b zbyly a nah\u00e1zel je do ko\u0161e.<\/p>\n
V\u00edc nebylo pot\u0159eba\u2026 Smutn\u011b vlo\u017eil kl\u00ed\u010dky od motorky do krabi\u010dky, pomalu vykopal na zahrad\u011b jamku a tam krabi\u010dku vlo\u017eil a zahrabal. Nad m\u00edsto hrobe\u010dku vystavil k\u0159\u00ed\u017e s\u00a0n\u00e1pisem: Na\u0161e chvilky byly skv\u011bl\u00e9, \u0161koda jen, \u017ee tolik kr\u00e1tk\u00e9\u2026 <\/strong>St\u00e1l tam a dr\u017eel minutu ticha za zesnulou kamar\u00e1dkou.<\/p>\n V\u00a0hlav\u011b mu pak u\u017e jen prob\u011bhla my\u0161lenka: \u201aJak jen Emmett dok\u00e1\u017ee p\u0159ed Alice utajit masky?\u2018 To u\u017e m\u011bl v\u0161ak Emmett promy\u0161len\u00e9, ve sv\u00e9m Jeepku si to m\u00ed\u0159il rovnou do Forks.<\/p>\n Emmettovo aut\u00ed\u010dko uh\u00e1n\u011blo po silnici, tohle aut\u00ed\u010dko nem\u011blo probl\u00e9my, bylo nov\u00e9 a tak neku\u0148kalo, ne\u0161kytalo, jen si tak hezky p\u0159edlo. Plynulou j\u00edzdu p\u0159eru\u0161il a\u017e prudk\u00fdm dupnut\u00edm na ped\u00e1l brzdi\u010dek.<\/p>\n B\u00fdt Emmett smrteln\u00fd vyl\u00edtne p\u0159edn\u00edm sklem a le\u017e\u00ed si to p\u0159ed sv\u00fdm milovan\u00fdm aut\u00ed\u010dkem. Jen\u017ee on ne, on byl up\u00edrem a proto je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed zastaven\u00edm st\u00e1l venku p\u0159ed dvoupatrovou budovou s\u00a0velk\u00fdm n\u00e1pisem VETERIN\u00c1RN\u00cd KLINIKA.<\/p>\n S\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvem a v\u00fdrazem \u2013 Tak tady m\u011b m\u00e1te! \u2013 nakr\u00e1\u010del do dve\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n \u201eDobr\u00fd den,\u201c pozdravil slu\u0161n\u011b a mile se usm\u00edval.<\/p>\n \u201eAaa, copak si p\u0159eje\u0161? Pan\u00e1\u010dku?\u201c Ptal se ho postar\u0161\u00ed veterin\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00e9mu u\u017e chyb\u011blo hodn\u011b zub\u016f… No prost\u011b a jednodu\u0161e \u0161i\u0161lal.<\/p>\n \u201eV\u00edte, j\u00e1 se zaj\u00edm\u00e1m o medv\u011bdy\u2026 P\u00ed\u0161u o nich pr\u00e1ci do \u0161koly.\u201c Pov\u00eddal Emmett prvn\u00ed sl\u016fvka, co mu slina na jazyk p\u0159inesla. \u201eZam\u011b\u0159uji se p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b na Grizliho a zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jak p\u0159esn\u011b se \u010dipuj\u00ed. To se mus\u00ed uspat, nen\u00ed, li\u017e pravda?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eNo mlad\u00edku-u, m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu. Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me na to Geblegin 2000, je to nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sedativum.\u201c Emmett si zapisoval n\u00e1zev a veterin\u00e1\u0159 ho se z\u00e1jmem pozoroval. No kdo by nepozoroval \u2013 p\u0159edstavte si ten v\u00fdraz. Emmett naprosto soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u011b \u010du\u010d\u00ed do notesu a n\u011bco si \u0161kr\u00e1be\u2026<\/p>\n \u201eA kolik se mus\u00ed takov\u00e9mu medv\u011bdovi d\u00e1t? Jako aby chrupkal?\u201c Ptal se d\u00e1l s\u00a0neskr\u00fdvan\u00fdm z\u00e1jmem a jisk\u0159i\u010dkami v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch.<\/p>\n \u201eNo to z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na hmotnosti.\u201c Odpov\u011bd\u011bl doktor a zakroutil hlavou. V\u017edy\u0165 je to naprosto jasn\u00e9.<\/p>\n \u201eDejme tomu takov\u00fdch, no\u2026 250 kilo?\u201c Ptal se jako by nic Emmett.<\/p>\n \u201eAsi 25 miligram\u016f by ho m\u011bla spolehliv\u011b uspat a\u017e na \u010dty\u0159i hodiny.\u201c Pok\u00fdval hlavou doktor a v\u00a0hlav\u011b si znovu p\u0159ehr\u00e1l tabulku.<\/p>\n \u201eD\u00edky doktore! Ani nev\u00edte, jak moc jste mi pomohl.\u201c Chytal ho Emmett za ruku. \u201e A nev\u00edte n\u00e1hodou, kde je tady zverimex?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eBudete si po\u0159izovat zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko?\u201c Ptal se pro zm\u011bnu nad\u0161en\u00fd doktor.<\/p>\n \u201eAno, \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tko.\u201c Odpov\u011bd\u011bl Emmett a v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch mu jisk\u0159ilo jako d\u00edt\u011bti o V\u00e1noc\u00edch.<\/p>\n \u201eTo pojedete takhle po prav\u00e9 stran\u011b silnice,\u201c za\u010dal vysv\u011btlovat doktor.<\/p>\n \u201eJo a nem\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00fd prospekty. Jako o t\u011bch medv\u00eddc\u00edch?\u201c Sko\u010dil mu do \u0159e\u010di Emmett.<\/p>\n \u201eAno, vzadu, hned pro n\u011b sko\u010d\u00edm.\u201c Veterin\u00e1\u0159 se oto\u010dil a odkr\u00e1\u010del pro zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 prospekty. Jen\u017ee zat\u00edm co byl pry\u010d, Emmett sebral p\u011bt lahvi\u010dek zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9ho oblbov\u00e1ku a pel\u00e1\u0161il pry\u010d, co mu jen no\u017ei\u010dky sta\u010dily.<\/p>\n Rychle nasedl do auta a vydal se hledat zverimex. I p\u0159es m\u00e1lo informac\u00ed jej na\u0161el a rychle nakoupil v\u0161e pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 pro \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tko. T\u0159i pytle granul\u00ed a n\u011bkolik konzerv hnusn\u011b p\u00e1chnouc\u00edho masa. V\u0161e zaplatil, nah\u00e1zel do auta a vyrazil dom\u016f.<\/p>\n \u0160t\u011bst\u00ed\u010dko mu p\u0159\u00e1lo\u2026 P\u0159\u00edmo proti n\u011bmu si to po cest\u011b \u0161tr\u00e1doval Jacob Black. Rychlost\u00ed blesku vyt\u00e1hl oblbov\u00e1ky a st\u0159\u00edka\u010dku. Nat\u00e1hl do n\u00ed l\u00e9k a pak se zamyslel. Co dokto\u0159i v\u011bd\u00ed, d\u00e1m mu v\u00edc\u2026<\/p>\n V rychlosti vyb\u011bhl z\u00a0auta, st\u0159\u00edka\u010dku za z\u00e1dy a se zdrcen\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem, za kter\u00fd by se nestyd\u011bl ani nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed trag\u00e9d volal: \u201eJaku! Stala se hrozn\u00e1 v\u011bc! Bella\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n V\u00edc ne\u017e to u\u017e vym\u00fd\u0161let nemusel, jakmile Jacob zaslechl Bellino jm\u00e9no byl u n\u011bj. Emmett na nic ne\u010dekal a zabodl mu st\u0159\u00edka\u010dku do zadnice, Jake je\u0161t\u011b za\u0159val, ale i tak se sesunul k\u00a0zemi.<\/p>\n \u201eF\u00edha, to m\u00e1 gr\u00e1dy,\u201c pochvaloval si Emmett a za\u010dal Jacoba zvedat. Kolemjdouc\u00ed je sledovali a jen kroutili hlavami.<\/p>\n \u201eJste to je\u0161t\u011b nep\u0159ep\u00edskli s\u00a0chlastem?\u201c Zvolal k\u00a0nim Emmett. Jeho up\u00ed\u0159\u00ed ou\u0161ka, zaslechly n\u011bco ve stylu: Ach ta dne\u0161n\u00ed ml\u00e1de\u017e. Ale to mu bylo jedno, narval Jacoba do kufru a m\u00ed\u0159il si to rovnou dom\u016f. F\u00e1ze \u010d\u00edslo t\u0159i byla \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b za n\u00edm\u2026<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n O dva dny pozd\u011bji\u2026<\/p>\n Po dva dny Emmett nevy\u0161el ze sklepa, oz\u00fdvaly se odtud prapodivn\u00e9 zvuky\u2026 Chud\u00e1\u010dek Jacob pod sedativy a krmen ps\u00edmi granulemi a konzervami\u2026 Nav\u00edc s\u00a0Emmettov\u00fdm zp\u011bvem:<\/p>\n \u201eDarling chutn\u00e1 i pejsk\u016f\u016f\u016fm.\u201c<\/p>\n V\u00a0den ma\u0161karn\u00edho plesu kone\u010dn\u011b vy\u0161el ven. Prvn\u00ed koho potkal, byla Alice. Nasupen\u011b si ho m\u011b\u0159ila a brblala si pro sebe:<\/p>\n \u201ePro\u010d nic nevid\u00edm,\u201c sku\u010dela si pod fousy u\u017e snad po st\u00e9 tenhle den.<\/p>\n \u201eTy Al, nem\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1hodou sv\u00e9 dny?\u201c Zeptal se Emmett se sm\u00edchem.<\/p>\n \u201eJak velkej, tak blbej.\u201c Odfrkla si Alice a pr\u00e1skla dve\u0159mi, kter\u00e9 samo vysklila.<\/p>\n \u201eNo tak si v\u00a0p\u0159echodu?\u201c Zvolal za n\u00ed Emmett a velmi v\u00e1\u017en\u011b pok\u00fdval hlavou. \u201eJo, m\u00e1 kr\u00e1my nebo je v\u00a0p\u0159echodu. Je mi to jasn\u00fd.\u201c<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n V\u00a0den ma\u0161kar\u00e1ku\u2026<\/p>\n \u201eRodino!\u201c Svol\u00e1val Emmett v\u00a0den ma\u0161kar\u00e1ku rodinu. Ples\u00e1n\u00ed m\u011blo za\u010d\u00edt za dv\u011b hodiny a cel\u00e1 Cullenovic familie i s\u00a0Bellou netrp\u011bliv\u011b o\u010dek\u00e1vali, co na n\u011b jejich milovan\u00fd man\u017eel, syn a bratr nachystal. V\u0161ichni se seb\u011bhli do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku a \u010dekali na Emmett\u016fv verdikt.<\/p>\n \u201eMasky jsem tvo\u0159il s\u00e1m, jsou p\u0159\u00edmo od srdce.\u201c Usm\u00edval se u toho jako m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dek na hnoji. Hned na to za\u010dal rozd\u00e1vat jednotliv\u00e9 krabi\u010dky.<\/p>\n \u201eCarlisle!\u201c Zavolal a jmenovan\u00fd si \u0161el pro svou masku. Pomalu a opatrn\u011b, jako by na n\u011bj snad m\u011bl vykouknout Aro, otev\u00edral krabici. Pomalinku za\u010dal vytahovat i jeho obsah a na tv\u00e1\u0159 si nasadil neidentifikovateln\u00fd v\u00fdraz. No, jak byste se asi tak tv\u00e1\u0159ili na ultra kr\u00e1tk\u00fd pl\u00e1\u0161t\u00edk pro sest\u0159i\u010dky, blond paruku a \u010derven\u00e9 lakovan\u00e9 podpatky?<\/p>\n \u201eTa barva ti p\u016fjde k\u00a0pleti,\u201c poznamenal jako by nic Emmett. Nechal Carlisla Carlislem a zavolal dal\u0161\u00edho p\u00e1na\u2026 Vlastn\u011b pan\u00ed na holen\u00ed.<\/p>\n \u201eEsme,\u201c pokynul j\u00ed a ta si \u0161la p\u0159evz\u00edt svou krabici. Po Carlislov\u011b zku\u0161enosti se p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t nadechla a opatrn\u011b odklopila v\u00edko.<\/p>\n \u201eEsme je l\u00e1skypln\u00e1, a proto jsem vybral zrovinka toto.\u201c Culil se od ucha k\u00a0uchu Emmet. Esme opatrn\u011b dv\u011bma prsty vyt\u00e1hla \u010derven\u00fd latexov\u00fd oble\u010dek, kter\u00fd v\u00edc odhalil, ne\u017e schoval. Opatrn\u011b si ho prohl\u00ed\u017eela. \u201aTo ne, ono to m\u00e1 v\u00a0rozkroku d\u00edru?\u2018 Blesklo j\u00ed hlavou.<\/p>\n \u201eJe\u0161t\u011b ti n\u011bco chyb\u00ed,\u201c poznamenal Emmett a Esme se opatrn\u011b znovu pod\u00edvala do krabice. Vyt\u00e1hla jezdeck\u00fd bi\u010d\u00edk a t\u00e1zav\u011b se pod\u00edvala na Emmetta.<\/p>\n \u201eTo m\u00e1\u0161 na zlobiv\u00e9 sest\u0159i\u010dky,\u201c zamrkal Carlislov\u00fdm sm\u011brem. Ten v\u0161ak nevn\u00edmal, st\u00e1le si je\u0161t\u011b nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b prohl\u00ed\u017eel svou masku. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, jak se napasovat do toho oble\u010dku a nav\u00edc\u2026 Bude si muset holit nohy?<\/p>\n \u201eAlice, mohu prosit?\u201c Zavolal si Emmett dal\u0161\u00edho. Alice se nerv\u00f3zn\u011b postavila a pomal\u00fdm a\u017e \u0161ne\u010d\u00edm tempem se vydala k\u00a0Emmettovi. Nebylo pro ni zvykem, aby se d\u011blo n\u011bco, o \u010dem nem\u00e1 nejmen\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1ru. A ona p\u0159ece posledn\u00ed dva dny nic nevid\u011bla. Jej\u00ed vlasy se je\u017eily je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc ne\u017e obvykle a to zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee na n\u011b snad chytala i HBO.<\/p>\n \u201eTad\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!\u201c Podal j\u00ed Emmett krabici a ta ji bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed rozebrala a vyt\u00e1hla\u2026 Ob\u0159\u00ed igelitku z\u00a0Teska s\u00a0n\u00e1pisem: TESKO VOL\u00c1 \u2013 KUPTE SI RYBU. MY NEM\u00c1ME, NEM\u00c1ME CHYBU! Alice nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b koukala na svou masku.<\/p>\n \u201eJe\u0161t\u011b boti\u010dky, aby byl tv\u016fj outfit perfektn\u00ed,\u201c zasm\u00e1l se Emmett a podal j\u00ed jarmilky, kter\u00e9 nosili snad u\u017e za kr\u00e1le Klacka.<\/p>\n \u201eJaspere,\u201c p\u0159ivolal si ho pohybem ukazov\u00e1\u010dku. Jmenovan\u00fd se neochotn\u011b, ale zvedl. Do\u0161el k\u00a0n\u011bmu a p\u0159evzal si svou krabici. Ned\u016fv\u011b\u0159iv\u011b si ji m\u011b\u0159il, ne\u017e ji otev\u0159el a z\u016fstal \u0161okovan\u011b z\u00edrat na ob\u0159\u00ed pl\u00ednku, luk, \u0161\u00edpy a n\u011bjak\u00fd rud\u00fd \u0161\u00e1tek.<\/p>\n \u201eCo\u2026\u201c Asi se cht\u011bl zeptat, co to je, ale d\u00edky \u0161oku toho nebyl schopen.<\/p>\n \u201eJde\u0161 za Amorka, nen\u00ed to hezk\u00fd!\u201c Zasm\u00e1l se vesele Emmett a Jasper velmi hlasit\u011b polkl. Nekomentoval to a d\u00e1l z\u00edral do krabice.<\/p>\n \u201eBell,\u201c pokynul Emmett k\u00a0jmenovan\u00e9, ale Edward ji odm\u00edtl pustit.<\/p>\n \u201eAle Ed\u00ed,\u201c kroutil hlavou Emmett a podal Belle krabici. Ta ji opatrn\u011b otev\u0159ela a hned na vr\u0161ku na ni vykoukly up\u00ed\u0159\u00ed zuby, takov\u00e9 ty z\u00a0film\u016f o up\u00edrech, ke\u010dup a sexy, ultra kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 \u0161ati\u010dky.<\/p>\n \u201eCo to\u2026\u201c Byla na tom jen o kousek l\u00e9pe ne\u017e Jasper.<\/p>\n \u201eJde\u0161 za sexy up\u00edrku, nen\u00ed to p\u0159\u00edmo b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9?\u201c Ptal se nad\u0161en\u011b a nat\u011b\u0161en\u011b Emmett. \u201eA ty Edwarde, je mi to l\u00edto, ale nic rozumn\u00e9ho m\u011b nenapadlo.\u201c U slova rozumn\u00e9ho se na n\u011bj v\u0161ichni t\u00e1zav\u011b pod\u00edvali. Copak tohle v\u0161echno je rozumn\u00e9?<\/p>\n \u201eAle sehnal jsem ti tohle,\u201c \u0159ekl nakonec py\u0161n\u011b a podal Edwardovi krabici. Ten ji obez\u0159etn\u011b otev\u0159el, m\u011bl strach, proto\u017ee Emmett si chr\u00e1nil my\u0161lenky a to nebylo n\u011bco zrovna norm\u00e1ln\u00edho. Ne u Emmetta. V\u00a0krabici byla maska velk\u00e9ho ku\u0159ete, podle my\u0161lenek Edward pochopil, \u017ee kost\u00fdm Emmett ukradl klukovi, co rozn\u00e1\u0161el let\u00e1ky u Grill – Baru. Chud\u00e1k\u2026<\/p>\n \u201eNezni\u010d to, jinak chud\u00e1k Marvy p\u0159ijde o pr\u00e1ci.\u201c Pok\u00fdval zcela v\u00e1\u017en\u011b hlavou Emmett.<\/p>\n \u201eA ty Rosinko moje,\u201c uculil se na svou \u017eenu a podal j\u00ed r\u016f\u017eovou\u010dkou krabici. Milovala ho, p\u0159esto se jeho n\u00e1padu b\u00e1la. Uznejte sami, kdybyste vid\u011bli tohle\u2026<\/p>\n \u201eCo to je?\u201c Ptala se, jakmile vyt\u00e1hla pruhovan\u00e9 kalhoty s\u00a0ocasem.<\/p>\n \u201eZadnice zebry,\u201c pokr\u010dil nevinn\u011b rameny. \u201eV\u0161echny masky jsem vyrobil s\u00a0l\u00e1skou.\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eA proto jdu za prdel zebry?\u201c Tak tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e je\u010dela.<\/p>\n \u201eTy to nech\u00e1pe\u0161 Rose, j\u00e1 jsem p\u0159edek a ty jsi zadek\u2026 Chci v\u0161em uk\u00e1zat, \u017ee jsme jedno t\u011blo, jedna du\u0161e.\u201c Vrkal Emmett a Rosalie trochu rozt\u00e1la a uklidnila se.<\/p>\n \u201eTak \u0161up \u2013 \u0161up do masek, j\u00e1 si mus\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco za\u0159\u00eddit. Sejdeme se na ma\u0161karn\u00edm.\u201c Rozkazoval Emmett a zmizel v\u00a0\u00fatrob\u00e1ch domu.<\/p>\n V\u0161ichni a\u010d neochotn\u011b jej poslechli. Nejv\u00edce sm\u00edchu sklidil Carlisle, kter\u00e9mu lezly chlupy i z\u00a0lodi\u010dek a pak tak\u00e9 Jasper, kter\u00fd vypadal, \u017ee m\u00e1 v\u00a0pl\u00ednce nad\u011bl\u00e1no\u2026<\/p>\n Kdy\u017e dorazili na ma\u0161karn\u00ed, st\u00e1li chv\u00edli v\u00a0hlou\u010dku a hledali Emmetta, str\u016fjce jejich ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a jejich proklet\u00ed. V\u00a0s\u00e1le u\u017e bylo cel\u00e9 Forks, kdy\u017e najednou p\u0159estala hr\u00e1t hudba a zhasla v\u0161echna sv\u011btla. Na p\u00f3diu se rozz\u00e1\u0159il ku\u017eel sv\u011btla nad postavou zahalenou v\u00a0\u010demsi r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m, kdy\u017e v tom postava za\u010dala k\u0159i\u010det:<\/p>\n \u201eDraz\u00ed lid\u00e9 z\u00a0Forks\u2026 Metropolis m\u00e1 Supermana, San Francisko m\u00e1 Spidermana a Vy m\u00e1te sv\u00e9ho Emmettmana!\u201c Dopov\u011bd\u011bl a odhalil svou tv\u00e1\u0159. St\u00e1l tam v\u00a0cel\u00e9 sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1se v\u00a0r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m trikotu s\u00a0leg\u00ednami a velk\u00fdm p\u00edsmenem E na hrudi. P\u0159es sebe m\u011bl zlatou kapuci a naparoval se jako p\u00e1v. Na d\u016fkaz sv\u00fdch slov za\u010dal na p\u00f3diu hopkat, pob\u00edhat dokole\u010dka a neust\u00e1le opakoval:<\/p>\n \u201eHop, hop a let\u00edm!\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eTak j\u00e1 jdu za prdel zebry a ten m\u016fj h\u0148up si tu hopk\u00e1 v\u00a0r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m trikotu na aerobic!\u201c Kroutila hlavou Rose.<\/p>\n \u201eA m\u00e1 moje r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 leg\u00edny.\u201c Povzdechla si Bella.<\/p>\n \u201eTa pl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bnka, to byly zlat\u00e9 \u0161aty od Valent\u00fdna!\u201c Zaje\u010dela Alice zp\u016fsobem, ze kter\u00e9ho nad n\u00ed praskla \u017e\u00e1rovka.<\/p>\n A to bylo poprv\u00e9 a naposledy, co Emmett Cullenovic na ples \u0161\u0148o\u0159il a jestli ho nezabili tak v\u00a0r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m trikotu hopk\u00e1 dodnes.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jak to dopad\u00e1, kdy\u017e se spoj\u00ed Alrobell s Keckou, jste u\u017e jednou za\u017eili\u2026 Kdo by nev\u011bd\u011bl m\u00e1m na mysli speci\u00e1l k NaM\u2026
\nJednou jsme si zase jen tak psaly na ICQ (jako ostatn\u011b t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 denn\u011b), kdy\u017e v tom Alrobell p\u0159i\u0161la zase s novou a naprosto bo\u017e\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161kou\u2026
\nJ\u00e1 jsem samo sebou \u0159ekla, \u017ee by bylo fain ud\u011blat z toho pov\u00eddku a tak jsme se toho chytly\u2026
\nA co z toho vzniklo??? Do\u010dtete se n\u00ed\u017ee\u2026
\nP\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 po\u010dten\u00ed p\u0159eje Alrobell s Keckou\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":559,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kecka.stmivani.eu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}